Saturday, October 25, 2008

Palin and the Pope

Sarah Palin is invited to meet with the Pope while he is vacationing south of Rome in Venice.The Pope asks Governor Palin to join him on a Gondola ride through the canals of Venice.

They're admiring the sights and agreeing on moral issues when all of a sudden the Pope's hat (zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the water.The gondolier starts to reach for the Pontiff's hat with his pole, but this move threatens to overturn the floating craft. Sarah waves the tour guide off, saying, 'Wait, wait. I'll take care of this. Don't worry.'

She steps off the gondola onto the surface of the water and walks out to the Pope's hat, bends over and picks it up. She walks back across the water to the gondola and steps aboard. She hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.

The next morning the topic of conversation among the Red Star, CBS News, NBC News, ABC News, CNN, the New York Times, MSNBC, Hollywood celebrities, and in France and Germany is...

'Palin Can't Swim'

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