Saturday, April 12, 2008

"Snob-ama" and the Many Faces of Hillary



One of über conservative blogger Michelle Malkin's contributors provided her with the photoshopped picture above. Priceless and accurate. Malkin is also credited with the "Snob-ama" word play.
Obama is spinning his elitist statement of blue collar Pennsylvanians as people who cling to religion, guns and discrimination out of a sense of helplessness and desperation in the face of economic uncertainty.

"If I worded things in a way that made people offended, I deeply regret that."

That's the standard non-apology apology.

Hillary's multiple personalities have come out in force following Obama's elitist rant.



Saint Hillary the Pious pounced on Obama the Self-righteous almost immediately after the Illinois senator's condescending remarks were aired. More recently, she's said:

"People don't need a president who looks down on them. They need a president who stands up for them."
If people don't need a president who looks down on them, then equally snobbish and elitist multimillionaire Hillary is out of the running as well.

Family vaules Hillary, one of the multiple personalities we have not seen since the beginnings of her campaign (Where did the crucifix she used to wear all the time disappear to?), came to the defense of people of faith:

"The people of faith I know don't 'cling' to religion because they're bitter. People embrace faith not because they are materially poor, but because they are spiritually rich."
Hillary knows people of faith? Possibly. After all, she came under sniper fire in Tuzla once.

Pro-gun Hillary, a brand new personality, has surfaced as well.



"I also disagree with Senator Obama's assertion that people in this country 'cling to guns' and have certain attitudes about immigration or trade simply out of frustration."

Thanks to Barack Obama's elitism we now know that Hillary's father taught her how to shoot a gun when she was a girl. Too bad she was not able to use her marksman skills against the snipers in Tuzla. Had she taken her Winchester to that now-famed airport ceremony, they wouldn't have had a chance.
No one seems to know what happened to Anti-gun Hillary since the junior senator from New York started running for president.

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