Sarah Palin vs. Hillary Clinton: The Running Mate Edition

Here are a few reasons why Sarah Palin is an infinitely better running mate than Hillary Clinton would have ever been:

Sarah Palin: feminine
Hillary Clinton: feminist

Sarah Palin: class
Hillary Clinton: crass

Sarah Palin: smart suits
Hillary Clinton: pantsuits

Sarah Palin: success
Hillary Clinton: failure

Sarah Palin: young
Hillary Clinton: matronly

Sarah Palin: spontaneous
Hillary Clinton: scripted

Sarah Palin: genuine
Hillary Clinton: jaded

Sarah Palin: energetic
Hillary Clinton: strident

Sarah Palin: ALL Americans
Hillary Clinton: WHITE Americans

Sarah Palin: married to Todd
Hillary Clinton: married to Bill

Sarah Palin: hot
Hillary Clinton: not